Travelling Englishman:
 "Skids stræx, moget stræx - tu heste"
 (Postchaise immediately, absolutely immediately - two horses).

Station-Keeper:
 
 "Youll jolly well have to wait, both you and the other bloke.
 The horses have just come back."


 The Englishman:
   "No at-commy - ikke forstår" (No at-commy = don't get you)

 Station-Keeper:
   "You'll get me right enough when you've waited a couple of hours."

 The Englishman:
   "Wait a couple of hours - Damn you, going to klæg in the skidse-book!"
   (going to complain in the visitors-book).

  Steamer-passenger:
    "Four daler and six shillings for one day - impossible."
  Waiter:
    "Oh yes, it's quite correct - now just listen:"
     

    Coffee ....................................... 12 sh
  Breakfast:
    incl. 2 Trondhjemmers, 1 Bayer ............... 60 sh 
    Sandwiches, 1 Trondhjemmer, 1 Bayer .......... 30 sh
    2 glasses of port ............................ 24 sh
  Dinner:
    1 Trondhjemmer, 1 Bayer, 1 bot. Sherry .. 1 sp 78 sh
    Coffee and a couple of "Sun-rays" ............ 30 sh
    1 Toddy ...................................... 24 sh
  Supper:
    1 Trondhjemmer, 1 Bayer ...................... 54 sh
    1 Toddy ...................................... 24 sh
    1/2 bottle of Bayer ..........................  6 sh
                                              ---------
                                The Bill:     4 sp  6 sh
                                              ========= 

Steamer-passenger (no. 8) when going to bed laid his wig by his side.
During the night, when half awake, he seems to feel it at his feet,
seizes himself and makes a grab.
No. 6 lets out a frightful howl - general turmoil.
  

  Travelling Englishman (taking the return-chaise):
      "Horse and cariole."
  Station-keeper (greatly indignant):
      "Håssen kariol bærre kariol går ikke i skyss."
      (What kind of a cariole - the cariole alone is of no use as a chaise.)
  Englishman:
      "Horse and cariole."
  Station-keeper:
     "There is nothing the matter with the kariole, but your baggage - it is - etc." 

"Master, what am I to do, the horse won't go into the poste chaise with this fine tramp."

Travelling Englishman:
 "You pikeskyssgut with me? Ikke meket good for hest,
 ikke meket good for carioll,
 ikke meket good for my portmantea especially."
 (You girl-driver for me? Not very good for the horse,
 not very good for the cariole, especially not very good for my portmanteau).

Heard at the railway station:
"Is this the hole I've to go through to reach the 3rd class on the railway?"